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I Would Dropkick A Child For Smirnoff Ice Shirt
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I Would Dropkick A Child For Smirnoff Ice Shirt

Unisex Standard T-Shirt

Size Chest Width Shirt Length
S 18 in 28 in
M 20 in 29 in
L 22 in 30 in
XL 24 in 31 in
2XL 26 in 32 in
3XL 28 in 33 in
4XL 30 in 34 in
5XL 32 in 35 in
Note: Allow for a tolerance level of 1 inch

Unisex Hoodie

Size Chest Width Shirt Length Sleeve Length
S 20 in 27 in 33.5 in
M 22 in 28 in 34.5 in
L 24 in 29 in 35.5 in
XL 26 in 30 in 36.5 in
2XL 28 in 31 in 37.5 in
3XL 30 in 32 in 38.5 in
4XL 32 in 33 in 39.5 in
5XL 34 in 34 in 40.5 in
Note: Allow for a tolerance level of 1 inch

Unisex Sweatshirt

Size Chest Width Shirt Length Sleeve Length
S 20 in 27 in 33.5 in
M 22 in 28 in 34.5 in
L 24 in 29 in 35.5 in
XL 26 in 30 in 36.5 in
2XL 28 in 31 in 37.5 in
3XL 30 in 32 in 38.5 in
4XL 32 in 33 in 39.5 in
5XL 34 in 34 in 40.5 in
Note: Allow for a tolerance level of 1 inch

Men's Zip Hoodie

Size Chest Width Shirt Length Sleeve Length
S 19.25 in 27 in 33.5 in
M 21.25 in 28 in 34.5 in
L 23.25 in 29 in 35.5 in
XL 25.25 in 30 in 36.5 in
2XL 27.25 in 31 in 37.5 in
Note: Allow for a tolerance level of 1 inch

Men's Long Sleeved T-Shirt

Size Chest Width Shirt Length Sleeve Length
S 18 in 27.5 in 31.75 in
M 20 in 28.75 in 33.5 in
L 22 in 29.75 in 35.25 in
XL 24 in 30.75 in 36.75 in
2XL 26 in 32 in 38.25 in
Note: Allow for a tolerance level of 1 inch

Men's V-Neck T-Shirt

Size Chest Width Shirt Length
S 18 in 27.5 in
M 20 in 28.75 in
L 22 in 29.75 in
XL 24 in 30.75 in
2XL 26 in 32 in
Note: Allow for a tolerance level of 1 inch

Men's Tank Top

Size Chest Width Shirt Length
S 18 in 28 in
M 20 in 29 in
L 22 in 30 in
XL 24 in 31 in
2XL 26 in 32 in
Note: Allow for a tolerance level of 1 inch

Ladies Long Sleeve T Shirt

Size Chest Width Shirt Length Sleeve Length
S 16 in 25.25 in 30.25 in
M 17 in 26.25 in 31.25 in
L 18.5 in 27.25 in 32.75 in
XL 19.5 in 28 in 34.25 in
2XL 22 in 28.5 in 35.25 in
Note: Allow for a tolerance level of 1 inch

Ladies T Shirt

Size Chest Width Shirt Length Sleeve Length
S 17.25 in 25.5 in 13.25 in
M 19.25 in 26 in 14 in
L 21.25 in 27 in 14.75 in
XL 23.25 in 28 in 15.75 in
2XL 25.25 in 28.5 in 16.75 in
3XL 27.25 in 29 in 17.5 in
Note: Allow for a tolerance level of 1 inch

Ladies Hooded Sweatshirt

Size Chest Width Shirt Length Sleeve Length
S 20 in 26 in 32 in
M 22 in 27.5 in 33 in
L 24 in 28 in 34.5 in
XL 26 in 29.5 in 35.5 in
2XL 28 in 30 in 37 in
Note: Allow for a tolerance level of 1 inch

Ladies Tank Top

Size Chest Width Shirt Length
S 16.5 in 25.25 in
M 17.5 in 26.25 in
L 19 in 27.25 in
XL 20 in 28 in
2XL 22.5 in 28.5 in
Note: Allow for a tolerance level of 1 inch

Ladies V Neck T Shirt

Size Chest Width Shirt Length
S 16 in 25.25 in
M 17 in 26.25 in
L 18.5 in 27.25 in
XL 19.5 in 28 in
2XL 22 in 28.5 in
3XL 23 in 29 in
Note: Allow for a tolerance level of 1 inch

Youth T Shirt

Size Chest Width Shirt Length Sleeve Length
XS (4-5 years) 16 in 20.5 in 13.5 in
S (6-7 years) 17 in 22 in 14.5 in
M (8-9 years) 18 in 23.5 in 15.5 in
L (10-11 years) 19 in 25 in 16.5 in
XL (12-13 years) 20 in 26.5 in 17.5 in
Note: Allow for a tolerance level of 1 inch
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I Would Dropkick A Child For Smirnoff Ice Shirt

“I Would Dropkick A Child For Smirnoff Ice” is a hyperbolic and humorous expression indicating an intense desire for a Smirnoff Ice beverage. The phrase uses exaggerated imagery to convey just how much the speaker craves the drink, suggesting they would go to extreme and absurd lengths to obtain it. This type of statement is not meant to be taken literally but rather serves to emphasize the speaker’s enthusiasm or preference for Smirnoff Ice in a comedic and over-the-top manner.

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Product features:

This all-over print hoodie is suitable to wear on a daily basis or for some casual outdoor activities. The fabric feels soft and comfortable on your skin, which is superior to other slippery nylon and synthetic insulated jackets. This nice and cozy hoodie will definitely add more points to your style.

  • Pull-on closure with drawstring makes it easy to adjust and protects you from the outside weather.
  • 100% High-Grade Polyester Knit Fabric with slightly thinner brushed fleece inside makes this hoodie ideal for casual days around town.
  • Our all-over print hoodie features dropped shoulders and a pouch front pocket.
  • With standard-fit and unisex styles, it is suitable for both genders in different body types.
  • It gets self-fabric cuffs and a waistband

Care Instruction

Wash inside out. Machine wash cold with like colors. Gentle cycle. Only non-chlorine bleach when needed. Tumble dry low. Cool iron if needed.

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  • Production Time: All orders are processed within 2 - 4 business days. Particularly for 3D and All Over Print shirts, production time can be up to 7 business days.
  • Processing Time: It takes 1 - 2 days to ship your order to our warehouse, put your name and address on it and ship out.
  • Delivery Time: Delivery time is equal to production time plus processing time and shipping time depending on the region, country and shipping package.
  • Shipping Cost: 
    • The Standard shipping price is $4.99 (4-8 business days).
    • The Ground shipping price is $10.99 (3-6 business days).
    • The Fastship shipping price is $19.00 (2-4 business days).
    • International shipping price is $17.99 (2-3 weeks).
    • Order 2 items or $64.99 for our FREE SHIPPING (USA Only)
    • Please Note: Estimated delivery time does not include production time 2-7 business days.
    • Business days: From Monday to Friday excluding holidays.
  • Return & Exchange: If for some reasons you are not happy with your purchase, we will happily work with you to correct the problems. Items can be return/exchange and get Refund within 30 days of delivery date.
  • Tracking Number: When available, we will send you the tracking number with the confirmation email so that you can track the package online.
  • If you have problems with shipping please send to email: [email protected]

5 reviews for I Would Dropkick A Child For Smirnoff Ice Shirt

  1. Riley (verified owner) –

    Very fast delivery.

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  2. Lucas (verified owner) –

    Very well worth the money.

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  3. Edward (verified owner) –

    Good quality.

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  4. Michael (verified owner) –

    Very well worth the money.

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  5. Robert (verified owner) –

    Very fast delivery.

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Good quality.The product is firmly packed.Good service.Very well worth the money.Very fast delivery.