My Body Is A Machine That Turns Alcohol Into Diarrhea Assholes Live Forever Shirt
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This all-over print hoodie is suitable to wear on a daily basis or for some casual outdoor activities. The fabric feels soft and comfortable on your skin, which is superior to other slippery nylon and synthetic insulated jackets. This nice and cozy hoodie will definitely add more points to your style.
- Pull-on closure with drawstring makes it easy to adjust and protects you from the outside weather.
- 100% High-Grade Polyester Knit Fabric with slightly thinner brushed fleece inside makes this hoodie ideal for casual days around town.
- Our all-over print hoodie features dropped shoulders and a pouch front pocket.
- With standard-fit and unisex styles, it is suitable for both genders in different body types.
- It gets self-fabric cuffs and a waistband
Care Instruction
Wash inside out. Machine wash cold with like colors. Gentle cycle. Only non-chlorine bleach when needed. Tumble dry low. Cool iron if needed.
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- Production Time: All orders are processed within 2 - 4 business days. Particularly for 3D and All Over Print shirts, production time can be up to 7 business days.
- Processing Time: It takes 1 - 2 days to ship your order to our warehouse, put your name and address on it and ship out.
- Delivery Time: Delivery time is equal to production time plus processing time and shipping time depending on the region, country and shipping package.
- Shipping Cost:
- The Standard shipping price is $4.99 (4-8 business days).
- The Ground shipping price is $10.99 (3-6 business days).
- The Fastship shipping price is $19.00 (2-4 business days).
- International shipping price is $17.99 (2-3 weeks).
- Order 2 items or $64.99 for our FREE SHIPPING (USA Only)
- Please Note: Estimated delivery time does not include production time 2-7 business days.
- Business days: From Monday to Friday excluding holidays.
- Return & Exchange: If for some reasons you are not happy with your purchase, we will happily work with you to correct the problems. Items can be return/exchange and get Refund within 30 days of delivery date.
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Good quality.
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